We are the rascals that [bad word] up your place
 We'll leave a mess and feel no disgrace
 The party is gonna end because of us
 We'll keep drinking after we had enough

 We're the scoundrels that will steal your [bad word]  [bad word] you over and laugh about it

 Let us in your house is your first mistake
 You don't know the problems we'll create
 We'll brake your china and fight your dog
 Steal your alcohol and give you none
 Got no friends cause we don't fit it
 You're just mad cause we stole your gin
 "They're just [bad word] and a bunch of [bad word] 
 Kleptomaniacs, and [bad word] punx"

 Nobody like us cause we are jerks
 Got no money cause we don't work
 What's mine is mine and what's yours ain't yours
 Love to cause trouble when we are bored