[bad word] to the dark carnival [bad word] INSIDE and stay a while
whether you like GAMES OR SIDESHOW FREAKS
something here will MAKE you SMILE
oh, think of all the FUN WE'LL HAVE
soaring HIGH ABOVE THE GROUND
you might just have SUCH BLAST!
that you'll [bad word] back down

 [bad word] to the dark carnival
YOU'LL HAVE SUCH a lovely time
'cause everything turns UPSUDE DOWN
when the [bad word] out of SLIME
it matters not what SIZE or shape YOU ARE
all you freaks will fit RIGHT IN
NOW to [bad word] with these formalities
LET THE CARNIVAL BEGIN!

now don't look so high and mighty
it's my carnival you're in
now before we all die of boredom
let the carnival begin!

it matters not what SIZE or shape YOU ARE
all you freaks will fit RIGHT IN
NOW to [bad word] with these formalities
LET THE [bad word] CARNIVAL BEGIN