Andy would bicycle across town
In the rain to bring you candy
And John would buy the gown
For you to wear to the prom
With Tom the astronomer
Who'd name a star for you

But I'm the luckiest guy on the Lower East Side
Because I've got wheels and you want to go for a ride

Harry is the one I think you'll marry
But it's Chris that you kissed after school
I'm a fool, there's no doubt
But when the [bad word] out
And only when the [bad word] out 

But I'm the luckiest guy on the Lower East Side
Because I've got wheels and you want to go for a ride