Oh dang!
What is it dawg?
I forgot it's Mother's Day.
Didn't get a gift for her?
Other plans got in the way,
She'll be so disappointed, [bad word]  I forgot it too!
This could've been avoided,
What the [bad word] are we gonna do?

My mom's been so alone, ever since my daddy left (cold),
No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test,
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and grey (word),
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Hold up!
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
I'm thinkin, I'm thinkin too.
Slow up!
What time is it dawg?
It's time for a switcharoo.

We both love our moms, women with grown women needs,
I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean.

'Cause I'm a motherlover,
You're a motherlover
We should f*ck each others mothers,
F*ck each others moms!
I'll push in that lady, where you came out as a baby,
Ain't no doubt that sh*t is crazy,
F*cking each others moms!

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night,
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right,
I'm calling on you, 'cause I can't do it myself,
To me you're like a brother,
So be my motherlover.

I'm layin' in the cut waiting for your mom,
clutchin' on this lube and roses,
I got my digital camera,
Imma make your momma do a million poses,
They will be so surprised,
We are so cool and thoughtful,
Can't wait to pork your mom,
Imma be the [bad word] she can be my waffle.

Show love, my momma loves bubble bath with chamomile,
Straight up, give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggy style,
This a perfect plan for a perfect Mother's Day,
They'll have to rename this one,
All up under the covers day.

'Cause I'm a motherlover,
You're a motherlover,
We should f*ck each others mothers,
F*ck each others moms!
I'll push in that lady, where you came out as a baby,
Ain't no doubt that sh*t is crazy,
F*cking each others moms!

Break it down.
It would be my honor,
To be your new step-father,
It would be my honor,
To be your new step-father.

And while you're in my mother,
make me another brother,
And while I'm in your mother,
I'll never use [bad word] 
Oh!

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night,
If doing it is wrong I don't wanna be right,
I'm calling on you 'cause I can't do it myself,
To me you're like a brother,
So be my motherlover,

They blessed us both with the gift of life,
She brought you in this world,
So Imma  her right,
This is the second best idea that we've ever had,
The choice can be no other,
Be my motherlover.

Happy Mothers Day!