Hello Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica takes the Universe! But, bad news everyone, ‘cause guess who! Ha! Except, you lot, you’re all whizzing about, it’s really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because I am talking!

Now, the question for the hour is “Whose got the Pandorica?” Answer, I do. Next question, [bad word] to take it from me?”
 [bad word] on, look at me! No plan, no back up, no weapons worth a [bad word]  oh, and something else: I don’t have anything to loose! So, if you’re sitting up there in your silly little space ships with all your silly little guns, and you’ve got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember whose standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, and then, do the smart thing! …

Let somebody else try first.