You, you think its cool to be crazy,
I say "you're born rich? stay rich."
There's no point in taking chances.

And me, I wouldn't call it a sophomore slump
No, I'd say I’m one step closer to bein' just where I want to be.

Away from this scene,
Away from this machine
Alright!

So meet me in the middle  [bad word] on, let's make up a dance
and we'll agree to call it [bad word] 

Step one:
Find a partner, grab a pen
and don't you dare ask questions just sign on the dotted line.

Step two:
Throw your partner behind a desk
where they'll do absolutely nothing
so it's your job to dance and smile
the whole time.

Well, don't call it a trend,
'cause it's the only way we think to get ahead.

So meet me in the middle [bad word] on, let's make up a dance
and we'll agree to call it [bad word] 

There's no sense [bad word] 
If it doesn't change our minds.
Well, take me by the hand [bad word] 

I can feel your feet touching mine.
If you can't dance, there's someone else in line!

So meet me in the middle [bad word] on, let's make up a dance
and we'll agree to call it [bad word] 

There's no sense [bad word] 
If it doesn't change our minds.
Well, take me by the hand [bad word]