We're tiny, we're toony,
We're all a little looney,
And in this cartoony,
We're invading your TV! [bad word] dispensers,
We crack up all the censors,
On tiny toon adventures
Get a dose [bad word] 

So here's Acme Acres,
It's a whole wide world apart,
Our home sweet home,
It stands alone,
cartoon work of art!
The scripts were rejected,
Expect the unexpected
On tiny toon adventures
It's about to start!

They're furry, they're funny,
They're Babs and Buster Bunny,
Montana Max has money,
Elmyra is a pain!
Here's Hamton and Plucky,
Dizzy Devil's yucky,
Furrball's unlucky,
And Gogo is insane!

At Acme Looniversity we earn our toon degree,
The teaching staff's been getting laughs since 1933! 
We're tiny, we're toony,
We're all a little looney,
It's tiny toon [bad word] and join the fun!

And now our song is done!