Ryan:

long time ago in a land far away
lived the pineapple princess, Tiki.
She was sweet as a peach, in a pineapple way,
but so sad that she hardly speaky.
Still, if you listen well,
you’ll hear her secret wish.

Sharpay:

Aloha everybody, my name is Tiki!

I long to free a [bad word] remarkable fish
My sweet prince.

Humu hum unuku nuku apua’a
Maki hiki mala hini-who
Humu humu nuku nuku apua’a
Ooh!
Hawana waka waka waka niki pu pu pu.

Ryan, the fog?

Ryan:

She dreams of a boy who is under a spell
that has left him all wet and scaly.

Sharpay:

I sing from my heart of the power of love,
just a girl with a ukulele. [bad word] to me, my sweet one, and be still.
I’ll grasp your tail and stroke each lender gill.
My sweet prince.

Humu humu nuku nuku apua’a
Maki hiki mala hini-who
Humu humu nuku nuku apua’a
Ooh!
Hawana waka waka waka niki pu pu pu.

Now this is where we lean into the whole
kabuki thing.

Sharpay Ryan & Girls:

The clouds turned grey, and the big sky cried,
and the ocean had a fit.

Sharpay:

(Ryan, where’s my ocean!?)

Sharpay, Ryan & Girls:

Then the wind went whoosh, and thunder
cracked, and mighty Mount Fufu spit.

Sharpay [spoken]:

(Mighty Mount Fufu spit!)

Sharpay & Ryan:

T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky.
So words I will not mince.

Sharpay:

Please make a man of my fresh fish prince.

This is real fish talk... No lie.

And then the fish turns into a
gorgogeus prince and sings:

I’m Prince Humu humu nuku nuku apua’a
Amaka hiki mala hini who.
(With me!)
Humu munu kunu kuapua’a
Ooh!
Hawana waka waka wak aniki pu pu pu

Sharpay;

EVERYBODY!

All:

Humu humu nuku nuku apua’a
Maki hiki mala hini-who
Humu humu nuku nuku apua’a
Ooh!
Hawana waka wak awaka niki pu pu pu.
waka waka waka niki pu pu pu.
waka waka waka niki pu...
pu...
pu!

Ahh...!!