LYRICS:
Somebody once told me LeBlanc was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest champ in select
She was looking kind of tough with her magic and blue buff
And I am not the foe that you'd expect

Last hits [bad word] and they don't [bad word] 
Back to my tower and I hit the [bad word] 
Didn't make sense just to lane for fun
Your creeps get killed and your kills are none.

So much to do so much to gain
So what's wrong with taking the mid lane
You'll never know if you don't go
But you'll never gank if you don't roam

 [bad word] ]
Hey now you're an Alistar get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Roamistar get your ganks on get paid
And all the assists are gold
All your enemies gettin' trolled.

Got some kills, don't wanna be a feeder
Gotta care now, got a mid-game leaver
But the enemy team, they got Baron
 [bad word] #39; out, ult' blarin', straight snarin'.

The lanes are pushed, I'm settin' up a gank.
Gonna flash out gettin' ready to tank.
My ult's off cooldown, how bout yours?
Headbutt into tower, would ya look at that score?

Hey now you're an Alistar get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Roamistar get your ganks on get paid
And all the assists are gold
All your enemies gettin' trolled.

Hey now you're an Alistar get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Roamistar get your ganks on get paid
And all the assists are gold
All ya'll getting trolled

Somebody once said that the enemy's ahead
We need to get ourselves back into the game
I said yep what a concept
I could use a few wards myself
And we could all call some MIA's
Well the kills [bad word] and they don't [bad word] 
Up to their tower and I hit the [bad word] 
Didn't make sense not to dive for fun
Your ult gets popped and your body goes numb
So much to do so much to gain
So what's wrong with pushing up mid lane
You'll never know if you don't go
I'll tell you, "You can't milk those"

Hey now you're an Alistar get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Roamistar get your ganks on get paid
And all the assists are gold
All your enemies gettin' trolled.