It's getting dark as the Devil's heart
If he has one
I'd she'd my skin just to do it again
If I had some
I'm catching rays in the cold moon
Light... And get a skele-tan
It's open casket invitation tonight
So let the show begin

Ding dong the witch is dead
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The witch is dead it's the ghouls night out
There's vacancy in the haunted house
You can check in but you won't check
Out... So scream AHHHH!!!

The zipper's broke on the body bag
That just makes it easy
Propose a toast to all the ghoulscouts
This one's on me
Just tie her up and throw her on the stake
Her eyes are wide open
It's hard to stir in your witches brew
When your Kentucky fried...