Out of all the reindeer you know you're the mastermind [bad word]  [bad word]  Randalph's way too far behind [bad word]  [bad word]  Santa's got to make it to town
Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down [bad word]  [bad word]  reelin' like a merry-go-round

Said Santa to a boy child "What have you been longing for?"
"All I want for Christmas is a Rock and Roll electric
guitar"
And then away [bad word]  whizzing like a shooting star
 [bad word]  [bad word]  Santa has to make it to town
Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down [bad word]  [bad word]  reelin'like a merry-go-round
 [bad word]  [bad word]  Santa has to make it to town
Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down [bad word]  [bad word]  reelin' like a merry-go-round

Said Santa to a girl child "What would please you most to
get?"
"little baby doll that can cry, sleep, drink and wet"
And then away [bad word] whizzing like a Saber jet
 [bad word]  [bad word]  Santa has to make it to town
Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down [bad word]  [bad word]  reelin' like a merry-go-round
 [bad word]  [bad word]  Santa has to make it to town