Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries [bad word] by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of [bad word] swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown. [bad word] grasp the mighty [bad word] of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

Казахстан наш народный
Лючши в мире страна!
В другой над народ
Только бабы держат власть!
Казахстан первый мест
По прадаже навоза!
У других в Средней Азии
Удобрения говно говном!
Казахстан наш родной
Лючший в мире страна!
В других разных странах
Проживай пидарас!