Italy: [bad word] chikyuu, [bad word] chikyuu, Ma--" 
"Hmm?" 
Germany: " --u ore wa Doitsu! Ma--" 
"A! West doujin!" 
Japan: "-- Hyotto [bad word] chikyuu, Nihon-" 
France: "-- ore Furansu! [bad word] chikyu--" 
America: "-- me mo suupaa saizu! Ame--" 
England: "-- Hyotto [bad word] chikyuu? Ore Igi--" 
"Nanka sugee tanoshisou da na! Yoshi, ore mo iccho yatte mikka!" 

Eins-Zwei-Drei-Vier! 

 [bad word] chikyuu 
 [bad word] chikyuu 
Minna tsuite koi 
Ore-sama da ze! 

"Iiiiyaahaaa~~" 

 [bad word] kotori 
Itsu no ma ni kotori 
Atama no ie de piyopiyo kawaiin da ze! 

Ore kaite chikyuu 
Ore! Sama! 
Hyotto [bad word] mo shinakute mo 
Puroisen da ze 

Aa [bad word] aitsu nadenade [bad word] no 
Kimochi ii ze! 
Tamannee ze! 
("Aaaaaa aaaaa~ kimochi ii!") 

Ore atte uchuu 
Ore-sama atte ginga 
Hateshinai kakkoyosa 
Puroisen da ze! 

Hnhnhnhnhn~ 

 [bad word] hnhnhn 
Hatto [bad word] hnhnhn 
Funzorikaette hnhnhn 
 [bad word] da ze! 

Aa Asoko no bocchan aitsu wa kechi da ze 
Damasarenna-- 
Damasarenna yo---!! 

"Naa naa Furittsu Oyaji 
Tatakai bakari no ore dakedo mimamottetekure 
Mainichi kakasazu [bad word] nikki 
Hondana ni umezukusarete [bad word] omoide 
Chiisai koro no ore chou kawaii!" 

"Kedo na majide souji wa mendokusee! 
Naa naa Mutti 
Naa naa Mutti 
Königsberger Klopse no 
Ano aji ga wasurerarenee ze!" 

Remon no kawa to anchobi wo [bad word] no ga miso nan da ze  
"Kesesesese! Hitori [bad word] ze!  
Kyou mo Ore-sama nikki wasurenee uchi ni tsukeyotto!  
Tori gatsu piyo nichi [bad word] ore ga kakkoyokatta  
Yossha! Saikou no nikki da ze!"  
Ore-sama eiyoushou  
Ore ni ageyou  
Tsukamu ze eikou  
Tsukamu ze chikyuu  
Tomaranee chikyuu  
Tomaranee orekyuu  
Saikouchou no kakkoyosa da ze!  
Puroisen da ze!  
Ore-sama da ze!  
"Tanoshii! Demo tsukareta! Oyasumu ze~~  
Rasuto no ore mo kakkoii ze!"