There's a problem with the girls here on Earth 
They stopped acting dizzy wearing miniskirts 
Seems like everything wild is in distaste 
Gotta get my band off in outer, outerspace 

I want a place that wants arena rock 
Along with the girls who wanna suck my... 
Take out music up and fry some brains 
Teach a dimension how to go, go insane 

It [bad word] too soon 
Someone always has to break [bad word] 
Like a rock n roll cartoon 
1st band on the moon 

Now it won't be too long 
Until we get to sing our songs 
Even if we're outta tune 
1st band on the moon 

Everybody watchin on their TV sets 
Came out of the shuttle dancin penthouse pets 
And someone grabs a mic and really lets it spit 
But the band is so loud 
We blow the transmit 

 [bad word]  

That's one small step for man 
One giant leap backwards for mankind