I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time. 
Stan & Kyle: 
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation. 
Les: 
Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind. 
Cartman: 
Ample parking day or night people shouting "Howdy neighbor!" 
LES: 
Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind. 
KENNY: 
I like girls with big fat [bad word]  I like girls with big vaginas. 
LES: 
 [bad word] on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine. oww