I love my Honda like I love my ganja 
 I’ll smoke ya v-8 like I smoke marijuana 
 Back up boy and show some respect 
 My Honda civic has a 4 cylinder vtec 
 When I go out people wanna see my ride 
 They always stare at the "Type R" on the side 
 I painted my hood black for that carbon fiber look 
 My windshield wiper lights that off tha [bad word] hook 
 I took off my hubcaps cause they give me better times 
 When I rip a new track I’m stunnin on my rhymes 
 My exhaust turned sideways with a 5 inch tip 
 I raced a z06 and took home his pink slip 
 I got a new spoiler from J.C. whitney 
 It's a 15 inch doublestak worth every penny 
 APC decals and two racing stripes 
 4 ion blue [bad word] lights 
 When I take off tha front tires go up in smoke 
 And chevy’s with 350’s ain’t nothing but a joke 
 Went to Pep Boys and bought all the neon lights 
 Its like Las Vegas when you see me at night 
 Don’t mess with tha vtec cause it’ll send ya home 
 Cryin lika fat kid that dropped his ice cream cone 
 When ya see [bad word] get outta my way 
 I gotta [bad word] tha mall cause you know its Friday 
 I doing loud fly-bys all down tha highway 
 Bumping some techno with my visor turned sideways 
 If you wanna race ya [bad word] will get tossed 
 I throw in it neutral and rev up the exhaust 
 I’m gonna leave your [bad word] in a world on pain 
 My [bad word] with tha rice in my veins 
 Nutra slam it in drive when the light turns green 
 And I’ll eat a Saleen like ya momma lean cusine 
 I got another victory in the "domestic basher" 
 I’ll pull in front of you and throw on my flashers 
 When ya lost you called me a cheater 
 Ya just couldn't hang with the 1.6 liter 
 Tha Civic is more like a rocket than it is a car 
 You’ll be sayin to ya self [bad word] is that a type R”

 (Fast & Furious interlude)

 Don’t mess with Hondas cause they’re outta ya class 
 I wait till ya get beside me trying ta pass 
 Let ya hear tha vtec when I step on tha gas 
 Next thing ya know your [bad word] is finishin last 
 I fix you a "Type R" burger with some vtec sauce 
 You’re [bad word] will be fired cause Honda is tha boss 
 Is NOT called nitrious tha [bad word] is called called NOS 
 You should know by now your life is a loss 
 It’s about time you stop driving all them wrecks 
 Get a job at hardees and save all ya checks 
 Or sue KFC for falling on ya neck 
 And when you get paid buy yourself a Vtec