normal day hanging on the street
Saw something green with big webbed
Feet
I said 'hey man, hey you'
Aren't you the creature from the black
Lagoon?

He looked at me and he started to laugh
He said please son, no autographs
He said I got no time for you
'Cause I'm the creature from the black
Lagoon

Be careful what you say or do
Just one wrong move and he might
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Kill... you
What do you do
When the creature's in front of you?
I just saw the creature from the black
Lagoon

People started to point and stare
Hey there's the creature over there
He said I [bad word] I'll see ya soon
'Cause I'm the creature from the black
Lagoon