DAGENHAM DAVE
(Morrissey/Whyte)

Head in the clouds
and a mouthful of pie 
head in a blouse
everybody loves him 
I see why 

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave 
oh Dagenham Dave 
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave 
oh Dagenham Dave 

"I love Karen, I love Sharon" 
on the windowscreen 
with never the need 
to fight or to question 
a single thing 

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave 
oh Dagenham Dave 
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave 
oh Dagenham Dave 
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave 
oh Dagenham Dave 
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave 
Dagenham Dave 

He'd love to touch, he's afraid 
that he might [bad word] 
I could say more 
but you get the general idea 

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave 
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave 
Dagenham, Dagenham 
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave 
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave 
Dagenham, Dagenham Dave 

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave 
oh Dave, oh Dagenham, Dagenham 
Dagenham Dave 
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave 
oh Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave