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What the [bad word] is there in the dark of the night?
Zombie Cow! Zombie Cow!
All my [bad word] slaves will be forced to fight
Zombie Cow! Zombie Cow!
Should find my rifle and shoot it down
Zombie Cow! Zombie Cow!
Twisted little chicken spinning round and round
Zombie Cow! Zombie Cow!

Driving my hard [bad word] to the St. Louis [bad word] from the Zombie Cow! [bad word] from the Zombie Cow!
Only Jesus Christ, who can save me now [bad word] from the Zombie Cow! [bad word] from the Zombie Cow!
God, help the headlights of my [bad word] to light the road, [bad word] from the Zombie Cow! [bad word] from the Zombie Cow!
And make the [bad word] Zombie Cow explode!!! [bad word] from the Zombie Cow! [bad word] from the Zombie Cow!