Lyrics

I'm [bad word] Matt Damon.

You're [bad word] Matt Damon?
Well, I'm [bad word] Hannah Montana.

She's [bad word] Hannah Montana.
Backstage in my concert, [bad word] me on my parents' bed.
After school, at my locker,
In the car I give her head.
I'm Also [bad word] the Flava!

Yeah, boy
She's [bad word] Flava-Flav, fool.
You know what time it is
Because I'm [bad word] Juno too.

Yeah, I know, but it's [bad word] 
Flava-Flav, he [bad word] me too.

And I swap with Calvin,
And he swaps with that dude.

And we're all [bad word] Hellboy.

Yeah, they're [bad word] Hellboy.
And I'm [bad word] the Hulk.

When I get really mad,
I start [bad word] Iron Man.

most [bad word] [bad word] 
But I [bad word] the princess too.

Ding dong!

Who's that ringing on my bell?

The [bad word] who's [bad word] Iron Man.

That's I-R-O-N M-A-N,
And I [bad word] him in the mouth.

That's [bad word] great,
Because I'm [bad word] Wolf.

He's [bad word] Wolf.
Ain't that a pity?
'cause I'm [bad word] those [bad word] from [bad word] and the City.

He [bad word] the [bad word] and the City gals
So I wondered:
Would Wolf really get jealous
if he knew we were [bad word] that guy with the big utility belt?

They're all [bad word] Batman
At Wayne Manor, in the Batcave,
Butler Alfred is our love slave.
Riddle me this,
Holy bathhouse,
I'm [bad word] Amy Winehouse?

He's [bad word] Amy Winehouse
Down and down, low, low, low.
I'm [bad word] Jessica Simpson
'Cause I'm on below, below, below.

She's [bad word] Jessica Simpson.
Oh, yeah.
And I think I might have [bad word] That hot assassin.

Everyone's [bad word] me.
And I've [bad word] them back, you see.
And the Mexican too,
With the tragic hairdo.

Call it, heads, I'm [bad word] J.T.

I'm [bad word] that male model
'Cause he's so fine.
And I like to get up
In them Calvin Kleins.

It's [bad word]  J.T. [bad word] my [bad word] again,
But I'm also [bad word] Prince Caspian.

I am handsome and I am cool,
That's why this prince [bad word] the kids from high school.
 [bad word] on!
- Let's hear it!
- Now's the time to party!
- Let me hear you!
- You know what time it is?
- No, what time is it?
- It's time to get [bad word] 
- [bad word] me!
- No, [bad word] me!
- [bad word] me!

He [bad word] all us kids in high school,
Under the bleachers, in the showers
While we're changing for gym class.

I'm [bad word] Oprah.
I'm [bad word] Obama.
I'm [bad word] Indiana's [bad word] 

She's [bad word] Indiana,
And I'm [bad word] Hancock.

He's [bad word] Hancock,
And I'm [bad word] Beowulf.

You know you like it,
And I'm [bad word] Kung Fu Panda.

And I'm [bad word] Michael Jackson.

Hee hee!
Don't judge me.
I love my animals, you see.

Oh, yeah, he's [bad word] the Chipmunks.
Sad to say, but it's [bad word] 
He [bad word] the Chipmunks and yooouuu.

Mooooo!