Order clerk: Hello, Torino’s Restaurant. 

Nancy: Hello, I’d like to place a delivery order. 

Order clerk: Can I have your address and the major cross streets, please? 

Nancy: It’s 1212 Main Street, and the nearest cross streets are Speedway and Highland. 

Order clerk: Okay, it looks like you’re in our delivery area. What would you like to order? 

Nancy: I’d like an order of spaghetti. Does [bad word] with any sides? 

Order clerk: You have a choice of soup or salad. 

Nancy: I’ll have the salad. 

Order clerk: Is that all? We have a $15 minimum for delivery orders. 

Nancy: In that case, I’ll also take an appetizer sampler plate. 

Order clerk: Okay, that’s one order of spaghetti and an appetizer sampler plate. You’re still $3 short. Would you like a drink or some dessert? 

Nancy: I’ll take an iced tea. 

Order clerk: All right, but you’re still a dollar short. 

Nancy: What can I get for a dollar? 

Order clerk: There’s nothing on the menu for a dollar, ma’am. 

Nancy: And you won’t deliver my $14 order? 

Order clerk: That’s our policy, ma’am. 

Nancy: All right, you win. Give me an order of bread. How long will that take? 

Order clerk: You should get your food in about an hour. 

Nancy: An hour?!? 

Order clerk: Yes, ma’am. You’ve ordered a lot of food and it takes time for us to prepare it.