Taking My Ball (исполнитель: Eminem)
[bad word] on, man (x2) okay! Hook: It feels so wrong but it feels so right But it's allright, it's okay with me I'll do my steps all by myself I don't need nobody to play with me But if you just give me a chance I could put you in a trance the way I dance But don't nobody wanna play with me So I'm taking my ball and going home Hoo-ooome Verse 1: I'm that guy, man Shove a diamond up my hind end And [bad word] it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals [bad word] poke holes in your shirt jump in mud puddles While I stomp mud holes in your [bad word] girl, now let's cuddle Blood curdling, you're gurgling on your blood what'll I'll do for my next trick I'm feelin' one duffle I think I might just do something a little less subtle Shove a [bad word] tonka [bad word] up a little kid's [bad word] Feel the wrath of a physcopath slash ambassador of the Valentine's Day massacre slash assassin I'll slash her in the [bad word] with an icicle And leave her layin a bloodbath Put a catheder in and jump in the bath with her In my Spiderman mask Man, just imagine the fun I could have with a strap on Stick it up Kim Kardashian's [bad word] and make the [bad [bad word] a triathalon Are those pistachios? [bad word] I'd like to have some Laying on the patio man, rollin a fat one Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on God [bad word] man, are you that much of an [bad word] Repeat Hook Verse 2: I'm like Houdini, Tuck my teenie-eenie-weenie-between each one of my thighs And make it dissapear like a ____ (??) Make that [bad word] dissaper like Tara Reid in a bikini Believe me, homie, you don't know the meaning of a meanie They call me the [bad word] loop from Jupiter I'm tryin ta manuever the hoover up in your [bad word] chute Don't move or ya, might get it stuck up so [bad word] far in your uvula You ain't gonna know what he was trying to do to ya gluteus Totally tubular sniffing glue throught a tube in the stud-i-a Now who do ya think is more [bad word] i-a? Weenie smothered in peanut butter pudding on a tube of your eyeshadow And man it looked nice, You shoulda seen it, mother. I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card Then I go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart Then mosey on over to Rosy O'Donnell's, with McDonalds, Jump on her lap, and watch The Sopranos Repeat Hook Verse 3: Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human? Grab an aluminum bat, hit Hiedi Klum in the back Boom! and assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a racoon Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin a baboon You shouldn't aks what is he doin with that broom You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds You in a trance, I'm back, doin my dance OOH But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair and make her wear a bathin suit And take her parasailin? Shady, why do ya gotta pick on the lady for? Why you make her read 84 bedtime stories to you in baby talk? *baby voice* Cuz I'm scared there's monsters under my bed Can we pick one, hid my juice box under my bassinet No wonder my [bad word] is wet, my diaper needs to be changed You like graffiti, [bad word] Well I can pee-pee and write your name Repeat Hook Fine. Nobody wants to play with me? [bad word] you, then. [bad word] You guys are always mean to me, anyways. All you do [bad word] gum in my hair and stuff. You guys are gonna make me sad. I'm sad. I'm gonna kye... I'm kying. *sobs* I'm gonna tell my mom Moooom!