Spencer: I’m practicing making drinks for the party tonight. Do you want to try one? 

Heidi: You’re the bartender? I didn’t know you knew how to mix drinks. 

Spencer: I can hold my own. Okay, name it and I’ll make it – any mixed drink or [bad word]  

Heidi: Okay, I’ll have a Screwdriver. 

Spencer: Screwdriver? Hmm...what’s in that? 

Heidi: Aren’t you supposed to know, Mr. Bartender? 

Spencer: I’ve never made one of those before, that’s all. Try something else. 

Heidi: How about a Bloody Mary? 

Spencer: Bloody Mary, a Bloody Mary...do you want that on the rocks? 

Heidi: Sure, that’ll be great. 

Spencer: Here you are – a Bloody Mary in a highball. Enjoy! 

Heidi: [Makes a gagging sound] This doesn’t taste like a Bloody Mary. It tastes like you poured an entire bottle of alcohol into this. 

Spencer: [bad word] on. It’s not that bad. Here, I’ll add a little soda, and oh, I forgot the garnish. 

Heidi: I don’t think that’s going to help. Can I give you some advice? Stick to shots and drinks served straight up. 

Spencer: Ah, don’t lose faith in me. Let me make you one more drink. 

Heidi: Okay, but make it virgin. My mouth is still on fire from the last one.