[bad word] ]
When [bad word] to London I can get lost all day
So I get my directions then I'll be on my way
Cos I look like a tourist roaming all these streets
And if [bad word] from London you will know what I mean
I'm just tryna find my way around
Cos I don't really wanna get lost in London town

[Verse 1:]
When [bad word] to London
I ain't gonna lie I get lost all day
Now here's my [bad word] 
I need help to be on my way
Everytime [bad word] down
I don't really know this town
Getting lost on the underground
Tryna figure out my way round
These maps I can't use them
I just wanna get to Euston
I ask so politely
But they just walk right by me

[Repeat [bad word] ]

Verse 2
When [bad word] to London
I ain't gonna lie I get lost all day
There's more than one problem
The tubes the lingo its hard to say
Nobody wants to help me out
Cos I can't find my way round
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There's no point in asking now
They're all tourists in this town
Excuse me can I ask ya
They just walk straight past ya
Some might stop and help
Curtains if English is all you master

[Repeat [bad word] ]

[Verse 3:]
When [bad word] to London
I ain't gonna lie I get lost all day
Now here's my [bad word] 
I think I lost my way
And everything gets manic
And I start to panic cos I'm so unsure
I thought I could manage I grabbed my baggage
Jumped the first tube I saw but
This takes the biscuit
How the [bad word] did I miss this
Now I'm on the northern line
But I'm supposed to be on the district

Oh oh, we're lost in London town
Oh oh, we're lost in London town
Oh oh, we're lost in London town
Oh oh, we're lost in London town

We're lost in London...