[bad word] spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town
 'bout that shack outside La Grange 
 and you know what I'm talkin' about.
 Just let me know if you wanna go 
 to that home out on the range.
 They gotta lotta nice girls ah.

 Have mercy.
 haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
 haw, haw, haw.

 Well, I hear it's fine if you got the time
 and the ten to get yourself in. 
 hmm, hmm.
 And I hear it's tight most ev'ry night,
 but now I might be mistaken.
 hmm, hmm, hmm.

 Ah have mercy.