I want to dedicate this number to a great gal, who I’ve done wrong.
Bernadette, I am so sorry for trying to propose to you.
Bernadette, you found it creepy, but that’s just the kind of thing I do.
I know, now, it was too soon to talk of love. 
It was just a crazy idea that came to me in my tub. 
But, Bernadette, give me one more chance.
Sweet Bernadette.
I’ll get the hang of this thing they call romance, 
Sweet Bernadette.
I dream to once again kiss your lips, 
Sweet Bernadette.
Sincerely yours, Howard Wolowitz.

Thank you, Cheesecake Factory!