Operator i'm looking for a girl 
You've got to help me get through 
I don't know much about her 
So i'm relying on you 
She got rhythm but no sense of timing 
She likes living but she's got no 
address 
Operator you've got to get me out of 
this mess 
Let me tell you about her 

She ain't got a face 
She ain't got a name 
She ain't got a leg to stand upon 
She's out of touch 
But not out of mind 
And i've got to see again that gypsy 
child 
Operator this is the call of the wild 

She's a hitch hiker never gets a ride 
But you can bet she's on time 
She's always around but so hard to 
find 
She causes trouble she never takes 
offence 
Dirty mind a heart of gold 
Operator don't you put me on hold