Who lives in a house like this?
Who lives in a house like this?

In number 69 there lives a transvestite
He's a man by day but he's a woman at night
There's a man in number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein
Says he's on the chart to start a third world war
Ohhhhh if you find the time [bad word] and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood

At a hundred and ten they haven't paid the rent
So there goes the T.V. with the repo men
In 999 they make a living from crime
The house is always empty ???‚¬??cause they're all doing time

Ohhhh if you find the time [bad word] and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this?
Who lives in a house like this?

In number 18 there lives a big butch queen
He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean
In 666 there lives a Mister Miller
He's our local vicar and a serial killer

Ohhhh if you find the time [bad word] and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like a-this?
Who lives in a house like this?

They want to knock us down ???‚¬??cause they think we're scum
But we will all be waiting when the [bad word] In a neighbourhood like this you know it's hard to survive
So you'd [bad word] prepared ???‚¬??cause they won't take us alive

Ohhhh if you find the time [bad word] and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood