[Muffy:]
If the size of your boat hits the tonsils in her throat,
Just enough so that she chokes
Bet you think that she'll be soaked
Got her panties in a knot, hope that's not a stuffer sock...
You need motion in that ocean just to make that booty pop

I got a little secret for the guys
That wants to know if its the motion or the size
But if you're the one I pick to be the captain of my ship,
Let you in my ocean baby, would you drive?
You know that these guys are quick to clam they gigantic
But size don't mean a thing, just think about the Titanic...
Maybe I can fake it, make you think you're doin' damage
Umm yawn, you just don't understand it...
 [bad word] ]
They say it ain't the size of your boat but the motion in ya ocean
Boy now row.. now row
They say it ain't the size of your boat but the motion in ya ocean
Boy now row.. now row
You told me we were goin' on a [bad word] .
So how the [bad word] did we end up on this canoe?
They say it ain't the size of your boat but the motion in ya ocean
Boy now row.. now row

I got another secret for the guys
Who's quick to brag an always talk about their size
But if my bedroom had a sign like a roller coaster ride
Would you be too short to [bad word] inside?
Cuz you know that these guys are quick to tell you that they're packin'
The [bad word] is I can't see it with some magnifying glasses
Maybe with some tweezers we can get into some action
And boy you got me laughin'
 [bad word] 

[Muffy:]
Wally Wally Power Boat
Smooth and sleek, I stay a float
Ladies !! Lets take a vote, only ride that which is dope
Could be big or could be small....
I know a chick who takes it all, if you take her to the mall
Pump dat monkey Frank like Paul
I'll sink your battle ship
I've seen tanks much bigger than yours can get
Your sails up, ready to fish
Life guards on duty, are you ready to jump in??
 [bad word] 

It's Jeffree Star & ya girl Muff Mommy
Yeah! I think its the size or is it the motion?
I don't know why there's all [bad word]