All you punks and all you teds
National Front and natty dreads
Mods, rockers, hippies and skinheads
Keep on fighting 'til you're dead

Who am I to say?
Who am I to say?
I just a hypocrite,
Another piece of your [bad word] I the dog that bit
The hand of the man that feeds it?

Do the dog, do the dog
Do the dog, not the donkey
Do the dog, don't be a jerk
Do the dog, watch who you work for
Do the do the do the do the dog
Everybody's doing the dog

Take your F.A. aggravation
Fight it out on New Street Station
Master racial [bad word] Causes National Front [bad word] 
Who am I to say?
To the IRA
To the UDA
Soldier boy from UK
I just a hypocrite?
Another piece of your [bad word] I the dog that bit
The hand of the man that feeds it?

Do the dog, do the dog
Do the dog, not the donkey
Do the dog, don't be a jerk
Do the dog, watch who you work for
Do the do the do the do the dog,
Do the do the do the do the dog,
Do the do the do the do the dog,
Everybody's doing the dog.