The work you chose has a practical vein 
But I read much more into your name 
Lifeguard 
Patrolling the length and the breadth of your pool 
I call your name from the vestibule 
Lifeguard 

Lifeguard, save me from life 
Save me from life 
Save me from life 

Save from the ails, or the ills 
And from other things 

The centre of the town is a dangerous zone 
Drenched in phlegm every time that [bad word] home 

Lifeguard, save me from life 
Save me from life 
Save me from life 

Save from the ails, and the ills 
And from other things 

Lifeguard, guard me from life 
Lifeguard, guard me from life 

The last bus home is the dangerous one 
baseball bat across the collarbone 
Lifeguard 

Lifeguard, save me from life 
Save me from life 
Save me from life 

'Cause it's the only life I'll ever have 
I'm always good, I'm never bad 
And I've always been so kind 
To the sick and to the partially blind 

Save me from life