Im just living on a perfect day
Riding on a perfect wave
Waiting for the end [bad word] 
Enjoy your visit no one gets to stay
Never let it slip away
Waiting for the end [bad word] 

She was a Baptist 
He was a model
She said she never had a drink but shes gonna drink the worm out the bottle
Chugging on the jug of life
He found Jesus 
She found her G-spot
Is took her 21 years and a couple of beers to make the world stop
Waiting for the end [bad word] 
And they dont mind dying

Im just living on a perfect day
Riding on a perfect wave
Waiting for the end [bad word] 
Enjoy your visit no one gets to stay
Never let it slip away
Waiting for the end [bad word] 

She was straight edge, he was pre-med
Found em ankles and ears in the backroom dancing with the dead heads
Sucking on the breast of life
With a shot glass, chin strap, carburetor, mud flap
Cant afford a chicken so you got to get a hooker in a hatch back
Waiting for the end [bad word] 
And it smells like Monday

Ahh and I dont even care I want no death bed regrets
So stop ringing that bell 'cause Im not finished yet

Im just living on a perfect day
Riding on a perfect wave
Waiting for the end [bad word] 
Enjoy your visit no one gets to stay
Never let it slip away
Waiting for the end [bad word]