Grocery store, three [bad word] inside
The store ain't opened, it's the middle of the night
Alarm goes off, the cops show up
They caught them red handed, put them in handcuffs

And then, and then, and then, and then
Jesse showed up, Jesse showed up
Wouldn't you know it, Jesse Jackson showed up
He had a bunch of porch monkeys praising his name
While he preached and he hollered and he passed the blame
And said "them [bad word] wasn't stealing when they got caught
They was only doing some shopping, just like I thought
White man shouldn't have a store there, it's all his fault"
And they all got excited when Jesse showed up

Election time, a new president
Al Gore had to win so the [bad word] all went
The chads were counted and counted again
They counted three times but they still didn't win

And then, and then, and then, and then
Jesse showed up, Jesse showed up
Wouldn't you know it, Jesse Jackson showed up
He had a bunch of porch monkeys praising his name
While he preached and he hollered and he passed the blame
And said "listen you [bad word]  I think we've been had
If we lose this election it's gonna be bad
And it's the white man's fault cause he stole all the chads"
And they all got excited when Jesse showed up

Something's gonna happen one of these days
If Jesse Jackson don't start mending his ways
He's gonna keep stirring them [bad word] up
Til the white man says "enough is enough"

And then, and then, and then, and then
The Klan will show up, the Klan will show up
All dressed in white they're gonna show up
He's gonna be sorry for [bad word] his stuff
 [bad word] #39;s gonna break loose when the Klan shows up
And they'll say "Jackson, what do you mean causing all this trouble
It's up your's [bad word]  we're gonna pop your bubble
We're gonna break it off in you and stick it in double"
So just watch yourself Jesse when this Klan shows up

You better watch yourself Jesse when the Klan shows up