Homo Christmas (исполнитель: Pansy Division)
You'll probably get sweaters Underwear and socks But what you'd really like for Christmas Is a nice hard [bad word] You deserve a cute boy Who's horny and [bad word] To make the most out of Christmas cheer I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas [bad word] I wanna be your Christmas present Have a homo Christmas this year Don't be miserable Like Morrissey Let me do you Underneath the Christmas tree We'll push the packages Out of the way And after you've unwrapped me Naked on the floor we'll play I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas [bad word] I wanna be your Christmas present Have a homo Christmas this year [bad word] --- Your family won't give you encouragement But let me give you Sexual nourishment Licking nipples Licking nuts Putting candy canes Up each other's butts I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas [bad word] I wanna be your Christmas present Have a homo Christmas I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas [bad word] I wanna be your Christmas present Have a homo Christmas this year