[bad word] gather 'round all ye [bad word] #33;
And raise up your cup to this [bad word] [bad word] 
He came and freed the fires of [bad word] 
and let [bad word] loose over hill and dell.

Here's to the Bard, and his scab of a brain,
Here's to the Dragon and all it has slain.
The gate is knocked in and the town is aflame.
And it's ours for the taking, and you get the fame.

We tortured some townsfolk, it's [bad word] 
And Pounded, but Couldn't breakthrough.
With all of his might, the Dragon took flight
And Burned the town down to a ball-bag of [bad word] 

Here's to the Bard and his [bad word] of a head.
Here's to the Orkney, the smoke, and the dead.
The gate is knocked in and the town is aflame.
And it's ours for the taking, and you get the fame.

Here's to the Bard and a pullin' me plum.
Here's to the Beast and the rest of you scum.
The gate is knocked in and the town is aflame.
And it's ours for the taking, though you get the fame.