Too long, it’s way too long
Too long Johnny
Too long, it’s way too long

Make it shorter Johnny
Again too long, way too long
That’s a perfect length now Johnny
Just maybe a bit too wide

Don’t make it any shorter Johnny
Just maybe a bit too wide.
Take a little of the width Johnny
And we’ve got ourselves a perfect size.

Oh now that’s too much Johnny.
Gone and made it all too thin.
The length is perfect Johnny.
Just when I’ve made it all too thin.

Looks like I’ll have to throw it away Johnny
And start all over again.