It is my job to do my job.
Captain Obvious 
Captain Obvious 

You look like [bad word] said me cop
Captain Obvious 
Captain Obvious 

She still alive hours before die
Captain Obvious 
Captain Obvious 

My vaccum cleaner sucks and dry
Captain Obvious 
Captain Obvious 
 [bad word] 

Captain is a superhero
Obvious is his lastname
Rival is Professor Subtle 
Captain destroy him anyway