sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat 
I’m sorry for choking but I’ve got a wishbone stuck in my throat 
I never thought this could be such fun 
Hooray for me I’m the lucky one 

I am the lucky one 
I am [bad word] 
the jokes on me, I’m the lucky one

I tried to jump straight through the suck 
Headfirst but now my freakin head is stuck 
I’m feeling like a stupid [bad word] 
Lucky for me I don’t believe in luck 
Thank God I don’t believe in luck