I'm gonna move to Canada
Yeah I've made up my mind
Leave everything behind
I'll catch a plane and fly away from this rain

I'm gonna move to Canada
I'm gonna meet Neil Young
I just know we'll get along
Show up at his house
Convince him and his spouse
I'll pick up my guitar and play
couple of my songs
couple of my songs
couple of my songs
That I'll sing at the top of my lungs

Mister Young will be impressed
And offer me a record deal
And tell me to call him Neil
We'll have a ball until Canada's too small
Then I'll pack up my guitar and I
Will move to the US
I'll move to the US
I'll move to the US
To be a sensational success 

After Canada the USA's a piece of cake
All the sales records I'll break
"The Best Thing Since The Beatles"
Is what magazines will write
With my guitar and band
I will conquer every town
I'll conquer every town
I'll conquer every town
Me, the singing rock'n roll clown

I still wanna move to Canada
But for now I'll just stay here
I think it's best for my career
When I get home from the office
Where I've worked all my life
I pick up my guitar and play
couple of my old songs
couple of my old songs
couple of my old songs
And I think: [bad word] quot;
"Neil Young would have loved these songs"
"He would have loved these songs"

Maybe next year
Maybe next year