I am he as you are he as you are me 
and we are all together 
See how [bad word] like pigs from a gun 
see how they fly 
I'm crying 
Sitting on a cornflake 
Waiting for the van [bad word] 
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday 
Man you've been a naughty boy 
you let your face grow long 
I am the eggman 
they are the eggmen 
I am the [bad word] 
Goo goo g' joob 
Mr. city policeman sitting 
pretty little policemen in a row 
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky 
See how [bad word] 
I'm crying 
I'm crying, I'm crying 
Yellow matter custard 
Dripping from a dead dog's eye 
Crabalocker fishwife 
p*rnographic priestess 
Boy, you've been a naughty girl 
you let your knickers down 
I am the eggman 
They are the eggmen 
I am the [bad word] 
Goo goo g' joob 
Sitting in an English garden 
waiting for the sun 
If the sun [bad word] you get a tan 
from standing in the English rain 
I am the eggman 
They are the eggmen 
I am the [bad word] 
Goo goo g' joob 
Expert, texpert choking smokers 
don't you think the joker laughs at you 
See how they smile like pigs in a sty 
See how they snide 
I'm crying 
Semolina pilchard 
climbing up the Eiffel tower 
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna 
Man, you should have seen them kicking 
Edgar Allan Poe 
I am the eggman 
They are the eggmen 
I am the [bad word] 
Goo goo g' joob 
Goo goo g' joob 
Goo goo g' goo 
goo goo g' joob goo 
juba juba juba 
juba juba juba 
juba juba juba juba 
juba juba