Why was I the last to know that you [bad word] to my show
You could've called me up to say "Good luck"
You could've called me back you stupid [bad word] Why was I the last to know?

First date, we ate sushi and
It went well, I was funny and
You said I was a cutie
That's the last thing I heard from you
I left tickets at the door for you
I had to tell my mom that there was no more room
You didn't show, that was so uncool
You could have called me back

So I guess this means
That we're not friends anymore
I heard it's me your asking for
I thought I'd see you at the show
You said you'd go

Why was I the last to know that you [bad word] to my show
You could've called me up to say "Good luck"
You could've called me back you stupid [bad word] Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?

After the date I wouldn't go home with you
I wouldn't put my heels in the air for you
You tried to get me to do things I just won't do
Last I heard from you
Here's how I guess the story goes
You would've came if I was a hoe [bad word] for parts, that's just not how I roll
Move it on down the road

So I guess that we
Shouldn't be friends anymore
Sick of hearing that it's me your asking for
Cause I thought I'd see you at the show
You said you'd go

Why was I the last to know that you (Why was I) [bad word] to my show (You [bad word]  no)
You could've called me up to say "Good luck"
You could've called me back you stupid [bad word] (Yeah)
Why (Why was I) was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?

You thought you knew me
I guess you didn't
You thought you had me
I think you didn't
You thought you knew me (but you didn't)
I guess you didn't

Why was I the last to know (Why) that you [bad word] to my show
You could've called me up to say "Good luck" 
(You could've called me up)
You could've called me back you stupid [bad word] 
(You could've called me back)
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know? 

Yeah, the last to know
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?
You could've called me up
The last to know!?