Well I met her in a bar, the men with big guitars were playin 
And I listened with my ears but I couldn't hear what she was sayin 
And I guess she talked with her mind 
But didn't want to seem to unkind so I just laughed 
And kept my eyes peeled to the door.......... 
Wondering what I was there for 
 [bad word] ]
But it's alright, it's alright 
It's alright, it's alright 
I got my nuts from a hippy in a camper van on Saturday night 

Well I asked if she believed in Adam and Eve the fable 
And I guess she would've given me an answer if only she was able 
And she danced like a medicine man 
Drew a crazy picture on my hand and told me 
She wanted to change my point of view 
Asked me where I was going to 

Well she whispered in my ear we got to get us out of 
here to the country 
I asked her for a ride she took me aside said "try me" 
I thought I'm gonna wake pretty soon 
In the middle of a Sunday afternoon just dreamin 
And it was warm in the back of her van 
When she made me a real man