[bad word] lunka dunkity doo
We've got a friendly warning for you
 [bad word] lunka dunkity daces
The secrets of Slurm's on a need to know basis

Asking questions in school is a great way to learn
If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke
We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm
It could easily happen again to you folks

So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut
 [bad word] lunka lunka dunkity dot!

Later at the secret door:
 [bad word] lunka dunkity-gredient
You should not ask about the secret ingredient!
 [bad word] lunka dunkity darn guards...