They're straight they swear, except for when they meet each other and Jared is so pretty and so is Jen.
Except they can't really help it so here it goes guys, here's my love story.

Jared's got this girlfriend and he likes her, sure he does.
'Cause she's a girl, and hey he loves girls.
And his dogs.
And candy.
And Jensen.
Because...

Jensen and Jared are in love.
Don't try to deny their epic romance.
Jensen and Jared are in love.
Even Kripke can see which is why he puts all kinds of hella awesome ual tension into his show even though the characters are brothers.

Jensen's prettier than your average guy.
Which is why he slept with almost everyone in showbiz.
Except Christian Kane.
Because Chris? They're like brothers, and hey, anyway.

Everybody knows that Jensen and Jared are in love.
Don't try to deny their epic romance.
Jensen and Jared are in love.
As sure as Chad Michael Murray will have another wife by the end of the year and she may or may not be of legal drinking age.