"Now, ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for fantastic factories, amazing airships, and other mechanical marvels, in this week's exciting episode of 'Steam Powered Stories!'"

Gather round now, everyone here
Hear of incredible things
We'll tell you the stories of people we've met
And creatures with clockwork and springs

As we've sailed through the tunnels of time
Spreading our message in songs
We've seen many wonders and heard many tales
Of future and times now far gone

Stories powered by steam
Stories that need to be told
Won't you lend us your ears
As the adventures unfold

Cogs flying (???)
And workers in quarries
Both sadness and glory
In Steam Powered Stories
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