ASH AND SCOTT
What the [bad word] was that?

SCOTT
Your sister has turned into a zombie

ASH AND SCOTT
What the [bad word] was that?

ASH
Your girlfriend was a demon too

ASH AND SCOTT
What the [bad word] was that?

SCOTT
She just ripped my pre-ripped Abercrombie

ASH AND SCOTT
What the [bad word] was that?

ASH
I got some Shelly on my shoe

ASH AND SCOTT
What darkness lurks beyond this wooden sanctum?
What the [bad word] was that?

SCOTT
Dude, these hoes been zombefied!
I cannot stay here anymore
I'm getting out of here!

ASH
No, we cannot leave, Linda's ankle won't make it, I fear

SCOTT
I cannot stay, I killed my lay!
I must go now

ASH
You can't go now

SCOTT
I must!

ASH
You can't!

SCOTT
I must

ASH
You can't!

SCOTT [bad word] out for blood!
I can't take this anymore

ASH
We don't even know if there's a way back
Except for that [bad word] broken foorbridge

SCOTT
Gotta go!
Right now!
I'll find a road where I'll flag down a van!

ASH
Just listen to me

SCOTT
No I won't!

ASH
Linda can't walk

SCOTT
It's time to go!

ASH
Cannot hike
Can't even stand

SCOTT
Then we'll leave her
That's our brand-new...

ASH AND SCOTT
Plan
What the [bad word] was that?

SCOTT
Now I'll put an end to this vacation

ASH AND SCOTT
What the [bad word] was that?

ASH
Scott, don't leave me all alone

ASH AND SCOTT
Necronomicon
The Book of the Dead

ASH
The Chant

SCOTT
curse

ASH
The chicks

SCOTT
I'm gone!

ASH AND SCOTT
What the [bad word] was that?
It's the Evil Dead!