I aint vegetarian I like to eat meat, 
I don't wear sandals I wear boots on my feet
If I go out for a night I won't let my bird pay, they say this is wrong in this [bad word] up world today
I won't send money to a foreign place, 
then watch their government stuff their face
I tell the beggars to get off their [bad word]  
I'm working not [bad word] middle class

This whole world is [bad word] mad, 
to be politically correct is [bad word] sad

I'm politically incorrect [x4]

I go out to football in my England shirt, 
the old bill abuse me and treat me like dirt
I aint done nothing wrong but I have no say, they'd lock me up if they had their way
Why do all the scum and terrorists get off, rapists and muggers, I've had e [bad word] nuff
We can't offend them or infringe their rights, let's name 'em and shame 'em and hang 'em in the night

This whole world is [bad word] mad, 
to be politically correct is [bad word] sad

I always hold a door to let a [bad word] through,
 'cos this is the right [bad word] thing to do
I read the News of the world and I like the Sun, 
but they say I should read the Guardian
But I like page 3 and I like a bit of sport, 
and I like throwing one up some old sort
So just leave me alone to go down the cafe, 'cos I don't go out mugging or burgling a gaff

This whole world is [bad word] mad, 
to be politically correct is [bad word] sad