L.B.J. was a-flyin' one morn'

Over south Louisiana...feeling for alarm

When he looks down below, and what does he see?

Two cajuns pullin' a [bad word] on ski's!

So he lands, and says, "Thanks for helping your black brother!"

And them two cajuns just looked at each other

And said, "He might be smart, but I'll tell you something..."

"He don't know a thing about alligator huntin'!"

O [bad word] bop-bam-bam

Who likes a [bad word] 

o [bad word] bop-bam-bam [bad word] 

Who likes a [bad word] 

o [bad word] bop-bam-bam

Who likes a [bad word] 

And the hatin', everybody, is a-gettin' much bigger

Rich man travelin' down [bad word] the South

Stopped in Mississippi to get a tooth pulled out

When he paid the doctor the charges due

He said "My [bad word] chauffer's got a bad tooth, too"

"Well, I'll pull it...", said the doc, "but you'd better not holler!

Cause I'll have to charge you $200.00

Cause here in Mississippi he can't open his mouth

We'll have to go [bad word] his bottom, to get the thing out!"
 [bad word] 
There ain't much difference 'tween a [bad word] and a donkey

'Bout as much between an ape and a monkey

Ones a little bigger, but you gotta agree

There's not very much more that you can see.

But a mule earns his livin' by the sweat of his neck

While a [bad word] sits down and draws a gov't check

The [bad word] should be smarter, as a [bad word] 
But in a spelling contest, I'd pick the mule!
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