UMBRIDGE:

Remember that time?
When you wouldn't talk to me?
No you wouldn't talk to me
yesterday.

We were gettin' along!
We had that little dance-y thing!
Well here's a song I sing
my way,

It was gonna be fine.
But you didn't wanna be,
be the man who'd be with me--
no way.

But now you sayin' it's time--
Why you gotta be like that?
I don't like the way you act
round me.

So [bad word] on [bad word] on...

Oh don't you tell me to go,
and say "I'm the one,"
d-d-do you think I'm dumb?
Sorry- did I just stutter?

Won't tell you what you know,
but this is the end...
You were never my friend,
you were never my--
you were never my lover!

Remember that night?
When I saw you tremblin' there?
I remembered, "I don't care,"
'bout you.

I'm rememberin' how
you thought you were at the top,
well I think we're better off
without you!

And I got your number--
and I don't mean in my phone;
would've already just thrown it out, 
if I'd known about
the way you'd [bad word] and moan,

remember that way--
how you were way outta line?
Well now you're way outta time!
So tell me what you want on your tombstone! [bad word] on [bad word] on...

Oh don't you tell me to go,
and say "I'm the one,"
we're dur-dur-dur done!
'Scuse me, did I just stutter?

Won't tell you what you know,
but this is the end...
You were never my friend,
you were never my--
you were never my lover!

It's too bad you a loser.
Too bad you waste my time.
Good thing that I'm around
to keep your [bad word] in line!

... You were never my--
you were never my lover!