Payback is overdue
So much for the I.O.U.
My head is stuck underneath God’s thumb
I guess that makes me the lucky one

Stupidity is a constant trend
Murphy and I have [bad word] best friends
Hooray for dreams gone before [bad word] Hooray for me I’m the lucky one

I am the lucky one
I am [bad word] 
the jokes on me, I’m the lucky one

sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat
I’m sorry for choking but I’ve got a wishbone stuck in my throat
I never thought this could be such fun
Hooray for me I’m the lucky one

I tried to jump straight through the suck
Headfirst but now my freakin head is stuck
I’m feeling like a stupid [bad word] Lucky for me I don’t believe in luck
Thank God I don’t believe in luck [bad word] linings on my black clouds 
It’s raining [bad word]  will somebody tell me what’s that all about?
Wish on a Blackstar until [bad word] It’s here for me, I’m the lucky one

I am the lucky one
I am only human
I guess that makes me the lucky one